The Surprise of Color War

Hi metal man here, I have been in camp for 9 years now and the color war this year was definitely the greatest ever. It was amazing how they did different color war fake outs. It really made people think that there will not be color war this year. The first fake out made me think there was actually a person missing. Then the whole thing blew out of proportion with all the emergency vehicles following each other and going straight to the spot where the “uproar man” was on top of the roof. Then at the beginning of the Simcha Special Super Bowl interview where Reuven said that if the kitchen staff lost there would not be any more food and they lost. Then when the division heads got arrested for messing with the food in the kitchen because the whole camp was cheering for the kitchen staff. Everyone thought at that point it was color war but the Police Sergeant said himself it was a fake out. So even the people that have been in camp for years thought that there was not going to be color war. Then we had a Rebbe come and give Tisch and he gave out fortune cookies to people to make brachot on. When people cracked the cookie open there was a piece of paper that said color war breakout people where shocked! COLOR WAR IS HERE